When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 9, 2011
Get the Kuzniewski Surprisemug. by Fromas November 7, 2015
Get the surprise chipmug. When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019
Get the Bean Surprisemug. 1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.
1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!
2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."
3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!
2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."
3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."
by AnonTheInvincible October 15, 2010
Get the Plumeveil Surprisemug. A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023
Get the Surprise airbagmug. by coloie November 28, 2021
Get the salty surprisemug. by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011
Get the surprise bodymug.