Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.

I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!

Ninja Car by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010

Ninja Whipped 

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.

A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"

Ninja Whipped by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010

Ninja Proofing 

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).

Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.

Ninja Proofing by Al Benedict December 3, 2010

Ninja Gifting 

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

Ninja Gifting by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012

Ninja Run 

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.

'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"

Ninja Run by rosebudp January 17, 2013

ninja mode 

A mode in which one immediately crouches in the fastest and quietest way possible.

Just chill guys, just chill. Take a break... Ninja mode

ninja mode by Dream Team Camp August 31, 2013

Ninja Smoke 

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

Ninja Smoke by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013