Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?
Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
by SunDiablo September 6, 2013
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Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.
Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.
Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.
Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.
Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
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Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.
Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.
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Get the purple mushroom mug.The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.
Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
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Get the Flying Mushroom Stamp mug.The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
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