tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

Marching meme

A contrived political message or theme designed to inspire or reinforce a blind adherence to a party or idea, often with a cynical awareness that professional and amateur followers and pundits will relentlessly repeat it throughout the Internet and mass media echo chambers with a nearly syncopated precision.

The talk show host knew that by pounding the table and screaming "we must take our government back," he was reissuing a marching meme that had inspired his many sycophantic followers in the past.

by shoqvalue June 19, 2010

March 30th

National motorboat day

"oh it's March 30th whip out ur tits lemme put my face I them"

by Weloveutecca October 28, 2019

March 4

National hockey day

Hey, give me ur neck
Why
It’s March 4th

by Hey why we March 1, 2020

Marché

A beautiful girl.
She's awesome.

Marché, come hang.

by Rean the mega rola October 10, 2016

March 5th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th

by heheohohtiktok November 12, 2019

March 25

Litteraly the sexiest most hot person to ever live , if you take one glance at them you will fucking cum, not like a normal amount of cum, but like soaking wet pants full of fucking jizz.

Omg he was born in March 25th *orgasam noises*

by Hornynigga. December 4, 2019