Your Mother

The more formal way of saying “Yo Mama”.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps she looks like a flesh colored probe.

by N.O.V.A May 2, 2021

that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

by nUR53_f1nn August 19, 2021

Holy Mother Fucker

Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it

Look at his face!
Holy mother fucker!

by Kennykid2002 March 27, 2009

cunting mother

a despicable person who thrives on making other peoples lives worse. A cunting mother is aware of his actions and enjoys the pain and suffering of others. Often mistaken for a asshole.

That cunting mother just cut me off, now I got to get off at the next exit and turn around.

by AC Paco August 8, 2006

Your Mother

A fat slut that no one cares about and can also be used as a comeback

Johnny: you're so gay
Jacob: like your mother

by WentOffsale June 15, 2019

mother f'er

Another way of saying "Mother F*cker."

That mother f*cker stole my food!

by Shervin Mobasseri March 30, 2004

fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

by Helgoth January 19, 2008