morning

good morning, its time to fuck your girlfriend :D

"Oh shit, I forgot to fuck my girlfriend this morning"

by banananaaaaannnanaana May 7, 2022

Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.

On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.

by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015

morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008

Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

by C April 14, 2005

Morning Star

According to the movie dogma, The morning star is Lucifer

Man you sound like the morning star

by Jake Devens February 27, 2005

Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005