Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke 

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke by IanChristian March 13, 2009

Mike Triola 

a man that is the size of sasquatch but has a chode.

Wow that kid is such a Mike Triola!

Mike Triola by joe west September 4, 2008

Mike Portnoy 

One of the greatest drummers to exist on this planet, known for his work in Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Transatlantic, to name only a few. Most of today's rock drummers could take a hint or two or actually a thousand from Mike about playing drums.

Go to www.mikeportnoy.com and check out his monster drumkits.

Mike Portnoy by i love my mom July 1, 2003

mike vick 

Everyone's favorite dog-fighting quarterback.

Mike Vick will have a dog fighting simulator coming out soon.

mike vick by Fifi McFeef December 29, 2007

mike tyson

Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!

Mike Tyson or Ali?

Tyson 2nd round son!!

mike tyson by Eric Michael Peterson September 16, 2006

Mike Oxmaul 

Say it together and that’s what your dad has

What’s your name. My name is Mike Oxmaul

Mike Oxmaul by Dieter smells October 31, 2019

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

mike tyson by KRHimself May 31, 2004