meet the spartans

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

by drik December 9, 2008

meep

Expression of joy or excitement.

You just won the spelling bee!
MEEP! MEEP!

by R.E.C.S June 9, 2008

MEESE

The Plural of Moose. Many communist Russians that go by the name of Cassidy, will try to tell you its "moose" or "Mooses" but she's wrong. It is Meese

Look at all those Meese!

by The cookie king October 8, 2019

safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

by binzington June 15, 2012

Meemer

To weasel out of doing something.

"Don't try to meemer your way out of this!"

by Billytommy February 22, 2010

Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

by Newslacker April 23, 2006

Meejo

1) When someone is so hot/spicy that you have no other words.

2) Something/someone so intellectual you need to take A level history to find out what it means.

3) Someone really fat and stupid.

4) When someone does something wrong.

1) "Dayyumm guurl, that's a hot meejz"
2) "Wow, she's SUCH a meejo!" :person 1

"Her parents must be so proud" : person 2
3) "Ugh, such a meejo."
4) "Well done, meejo"

by Sammi121 December 7, 2013