matthew

ugly kid who is dumb

matthew is very dumb

by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019

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Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

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Hurricane Matthew

A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.

Hurricane Matthew: "Gone fuck yo' shit up, Florida."
Florida: "Foe niggas in the ground, nigga."

by Razam October 8, 2016

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Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

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Matthew Smethwick

A hot sexy beast of a man. Very muscular and hot.

Girl: did you see matthew smethwick? Other girl: yeah he's HOT

by xXZombieSlayer73Xx January 26, 2021

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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society

Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch

by Stephen fry February 27, 2014

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