Maria

The Women On Those Mexican Breast Boosting Pill Commercails. Maria Was Once Not Pretty Due To Her Small Breast Size. She Is Currently Every Guys Fantasy After Taking Pill To Boost Her Breats

Danny: Mira Quien Es Ella?
Ixia: Esa es Maria La Que No Te Gustaba
Danny: Pero Que Se Hiso
Ixia: Se Grando El Busto
Danny: WOW!!!


Danny: Damn Who Is That?
Ixia: Thats Maria The One You Didn't Like
Danny: But What She Do To Herself
Ixia: She Boosted Her Breast
Danny: WOW!!!

by Bilatinoboy March 13, 2009

Maria DLAAG

She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...

"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel
~Los sabados~=Me
"y el menudo"?
~los domingos~
"y los tamales"?
~En Navidad~
"El mole?"
~en una fiesta ~
"y el pavo?"
~en thanksgiving~
"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!
It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!
hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked
"pues nada"... Ay! maria..

by Alonso December 24, 2008

maria

an ugly lanky shit that has big eyes and lips and acts so prestige and thinks everyone likes her. a maria thinks shes all it and is a fake friend she may act loyal to you but she will say things behind your back.

never trust a maria!

by suckstuff March 8, 2019

Alyssa Maria Clapham

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.

Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.

by Marley Head December 5, 2010

Maria Andrea

Very sad. However, if you get to know her, she is kind and doesn't share your secrets. She says a lot of curse words but is very loyal. She can act very depressive at times.

Me: "How are you doing?"
Maria Andrea: "Bad, I wanna kms"

by Splendidbore31 October 15, 2018

Maria

A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.

"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."

by aphrocat January 10, 2020

Maria

A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.

boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!

by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020