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male pms

poor male's syndrome.

where quys become just as/more irritable than females for no reason.
poor male syndrome male pms
by alyssaaaaaa. August 14, 2008
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Male rape

A crime thats can happen outside and in prision but mostly prision. Manily in incest. Or the guy could be drunk Orally and Analy. Mostly by stronger males targets weaker/strong males. gender dosen't/dose matter to the Rapist.

a rare crime but happens in other countires.
The boney weaker male back agsint the wall as the healthy Mussle bond body bulider came closer to him with a lustful look in his eye...3 hours later he was in the hospital from the male rape his drunk best friend raped him.

2. My friend got raped by another guy. He was weak but not that easy of a target.

3. He just got date raped he was so strong too.
by bbay October 1, 2008
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male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
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Male Shocker

Two on the round, one in the pound!
Eric asked for a male shocker, Tiffany suggested two on the round one on the pound!
by Realwordsspoken November 18, 2020
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Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
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Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:
P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...
by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020
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