by Max & Chris October 18, 2008
Get the Big Mac mug.A computer created by a company known for masscreating bullshit like the mac os, iPhone, iTunes, etc. Their most famous product is a Mac because retarded people need computers too. Driving a tricycle is easy, but most people prefer to use a car.
Shopkeeper: "If your IQ is higher than 60, buy a PC.
If your IQ is below that of a simian covered in dog shit , I suggest you use a mac."
If your IQ is below that of a simian covered in dog shit , I suggest you use a mac."
by PCuser June 23, 2010
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Mac OS X (n.)-
The best operating system. Ever. OS X is the future of operating systems, it's clean, elegant, easy to use, and most importantly - useful. The only reason that people don't use OS X is because they are too busy using their horrible Windows XP computers. Macs can do much more than Windows could ever do. They have built-in PDF software, so you don't have to download Adobe Acrobat, there are no viruses for Mac. By the way, I forgot to mention that you'll never need AIM again, say hello to iChat, which can do much more than AIM. Microsoft Office works on OS X, better than on Windows. Updating your software is easy, just go to Software Update, conveniently located in many places. New Macs even have Photo Booth, which utilizes built-in iSight, the most advanced webcam in the world. You use an iPod, I presume. Well, it will always work better with OS X, it is made for Mac.
The best operating system. Ever. OS X is the future of operating systems, it's clean, elegant, easy to use, and most importantly - useful. The only reason that people don't use OS X is because they are too busy using their horrible Windows XP computers. Macs can do much more than Windows could ever do. They have built-in PDF software, so you don't have to download Adobe Acrobat, there are no viruses for Mac. By the way, I forgot to mention that you'll never need AIM again, say hello to iChat, which can do much more than AIM. Microsoft Office works on OS X, better than on Windows. Updating your software is easy, just go to Software Update, conveniently located in many places. New Macs even have Photo Booth, which utilizes built-in iSight, the most advanced webcam in the world. You use an iPod, I presume. Well, it will always work better with OS X, it is made for Mac.
Person 1: I heard that he uses Windows. I bet that his computer just crashed.
Person 2: It did. I use a Mac, mine won't ever crash. I've had it for two years, I have never gotten a virus. Everything works perfectly on Mac OS X.
Person 1: Shit! My PC just crashed!
Person 2: That's what happens when you use XP.
Person 2: It did. I use a Mac, mine won't ever crash. I've had it for two years, I have never gotten a virus. Everything works perfectly on Mac OS X.
Person 1: Shit! My PC just crashed!
Person 2: That's what happens when you use XP.
by Phil Ryan June 11, 2006
Get the Mac OS X mug.Slang for something ming boggling... Easier and shorter than saying holy macrole(the whole phrase). Usually heard during a dramatic or suprised state of mind. The same meaning as "Holy Shit"!
When I saw you smash your guitar I was like "Holy Mac" but then i realized it was mine, and i was like "Holy Mac"!
by natalie November 15, 2003
Get the holy mac mug.The most fucked up and retarded piece of shit out there. Short for Macintosh. I think it was supposed to be a computer, but they accidentally used a pile of shit instead. Probably made by the same poor deprived children who made your shoes. With the same materials. Also the 'computer' that my school system uses. Blech.
Billie McRetard: DUDE i just bot me a new mac and it rocks so much u all sux i hate u stupid loozers haha you use a real compooter but im 2 fucking dumb to no the diferents.
Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.
Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.
by Joe McNotAnIdiot May 13, 2005
Get the mac mug.Mac-ing made easy. Easy Mac = powdered cheese + noodles + your water + 3.5-4 minutes (Big Packs are 4.5-5 minutes).
"Man I can't remember how long to microwave my Easy Mac Big Pack."
"No problem mate, just remember it like this. The regular packs are 3:33, the Big Packs are 4:44."
"No problem mate, just remember it like this. The regular packs are 3:33, the Big Packs are 4:44."
by Mugen4 July 16, 2008
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by Tom Bolick February 14, 2007
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