not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

My Peaches

The struggle of trying to sell your peaches in a twitch chat of identify crisis

xStill_Infamous: Belle can I sell my peaches?
Belle: I DON’T CARE ABOUT PEACHES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.

1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

my space

A place where Emo kids can find solitude and rest their lacerated wrists. and girlpants.

EMMMMMOOOO!!!!!
check out my myspace... XXXEMOEOBLACKHEARTXXXEMOXXX thats my name.

by hobopower April 30, 2005

My bee

Your bee is usually the person that has came into your life threw pure luck, however she has managed to tangle herself deeply into your thoughts. Shes thoughtful and smart with the biggest heart of all. Truly a wonder to see, she will leave you forever wanting just one more second with her. She loves her friends, family and will always make a flawless mother. She will guide you when its dark and give you hope when you are lost. Never loose a bee, they are deadly but sweet. The most beautiful of all and too modest to admit it. Kinky as fuck, with all the right skills. Leah will never leave you dissatisfied, day or night.

youll be lucky to find a bee, there is only one and I hear she is taken.

Youll be lucky to marry a my bee just be sure to get expensive champagne and a nice hotel!!!

by Sheeest. October 15, 2017

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020