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wank muse

Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.
by TheDirtyDozen December 1, 2010
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sugar musket

n. penis, male reproductive organ. Usually used as a positve reference.
It's been over a week since I've been able to suck on his sugar musket.
by wiscolorado May 24, 2012
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Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim
He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.
by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014
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Cozy muscle

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.
Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.
by Chuck192 December 29, 2014
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Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.
Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.
by slithering succotash August 18, 2016
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head music

Head music is term that originated in the Midwest in the 1970s. The term is used to describe a quality within a song, an album, or an artist’s body of work that puts you in a deep contemplative place. Head music isn’t exactly a genre in the traditional sense, but could include certain 60s psychedelic, 70s prog rock, and beyond. Though head music is a cross-genre phenomenon - there are some common elements which generally include droning base or synthesizer sounds, long crescendoing guitar solos, and if there are lyrics they are deeply moving, thought provoking, and paint vivid imagery. Head music transports you to a different place. It creates an atmosphere where the listener and the musicians are one.
Person one:
”Here, listen to this! It’s head music... Put on some headphones and listen to the whole album straight through without interruption.”

Person two: “Should I smoke some grass before hand?”

Person one: “Definitely!”
by YubNub83 December 20, 2019
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Crimetown Musketloader

When you shove your dick in another guys dick hole and cum in it then he cums back on you with the double the load.
Sup tugeye? What do you say about a quick Crimetown Musketloader.
by Crimetown og’s January 28, 2020
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