Midvale Middle School

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends

Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school

by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019

Pioneer Middle School

A dumbass school where you're either a Jew, wannabe ghetto, red neck, or just plain white. Everyone thinks they so cool because they juul and smoke weed. The teachers are child molesters and the news are there every other week.

Kid 1: "what school you go to?"
Kid 2: "pioneer middle school"
Kid 1: *gets up and leaves*

by Thisisdumb April 30, 2019

Short pump middle school

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.

I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

by Llama1001 March 15, 2015

Maine Endwell Middle School

A shitty hole of hell, run by an okay principle and an absolute cunt of a vice principal. The superintendent is a fucking idiot. The food is shit. Most of the teachers are shit (aka Castro, Both, Meilunus, ect)(few are decent). Maine Endwell middle school is filled with mainly Stoners, rich douche bags, and a few semi normal kids. Maine Endwell middle school also has sports kids that get ragging irrections watching / playing anything in gym (this of course not including the BAISIC white girls and furrys that overpopulate this melting pot of fuck from the bowels of hell). So to sum it up if your looking to punish your child for committing an extremely hanus crime, send them to Maine Endwell middle school where they can stare acne covered pre pubescent fucks in the face all day whilst being yelled at by teachers.

“Hey, do you go to Maine Endwell middle school, where that one kid ended up in the mental hospital because of the Spanish teacher?”

“Yeah, I do, that place is a shit hole”

by Angry_student_69 April 11, 2022

work the middle

1) to have sexual intercourse

He can't work the middle like I can.

by what you know September 3, 2005

Sudbrook Magnet Middle School

Jewish, Christian, Gay, Straight, Dancer, Singer Sudbrook has it all! Be jealous and dont be hating! We dont have the usual type of cliques. We have performing arts cliques, then Visual art cliques, then Language cliques, then the EES cliques. But when it comes down to it everyone knows everyone else. 8th grade is the bomb, becuse you don't get shoved in the hall, you know everyone, and 6th and 7th graders like talking to them. 7th grade is awesome since your not at the bottom but your not quite yet at the top. Thats the year to just have the time of your life in this school. 6th is finding who you are and where you go. But whoever you are, you still miss the school once you leave it !

Hey you heard of Gary Tiller?
Yeah, he's awesome i heard he works at Sudbrook Magnet Middle School!
Lucky.

by dancergirl96 January 2, 2011

Welsh Valley Middle School

The most wonderful place for someone who can’t spell the word cat. They have all the different things that you with eyes out there will not enjoy. We have the fuck boys with the vineyard vines shirts, cold french fries, hall passes that also work as ways to know what homework you have, annoying band teachers who will literally rape you if you don’t turn in a “practice guide”, people who don’t know what “girlfriend” really means, gym teachers who are pedophiles, and even the burning gates of hell in room D205

Autistic kids: Welsh Valley Middle School is the school I go to

by Haihsksnsbdnx November 24, 2018