2 definition by Haihsksnsbdnx

The most wonderful place for someone who can’t spell the word cat. They have all the different things that you with eyes out there will not enjoy. We have the fuck boys with the vineyard vines shirts, cold french fries, hall passes that also work as ways to know what homework you have, annoying band teachers who will literally rape you if you don’t turn in a “practice guide”, people who don’t know what “girlfriend” really means, gym teachers who are pedophiles, and even the burning gates of hell in room D205

A catholic white boy who likes to play “Not PlayStation and Xbox”. He lives near Philadelphia and has at most 10 friends. If he asks someone if they think he has lots of friends they will lie and say he has over 50. He’s very short and has a big ass shoe size. He’ll never stop talking about his dog who’s named after a pastry. Everyone thinks he is either gay or autistic. The only good quality about him is that he can tell pretty funny jokes but will milk them for the entire day and will never let you forget about it.