A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018
Matthew Avery is so amazing.
by oompaville March 21, 2019
A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.
Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020
by JoeMama9987 January 05, 2020
A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.
by Razam October 08, 2016
A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size
The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs
The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs
The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
by Stephen fry February 22, 2014