yo mama

"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off

Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes
Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!

Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.
Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!

by J R Stokes July 4, 2004

Sugar Mama

A distinguished species of older females who seek the company of younger males whilst avoiding the entanglements of a relationship, in favor of a lack of restrictions.

The sugar mama has overcome society’s proscribed behavior for women’s sexual behavior. Thus, embraces her true self and lives her life to its fullest. She know what she wants and isn’t afraid to hunt for it!

There are several species of sugar mama’s, but an insatiable sexual appetite and a lack of interest in marriage and other conventional romantic institutions are common to all.

I applied to be the boy toy of a hot Sugar Mama at pocketchangenyc.com

by PocketChangeNYC.com January 14, 2008

hot mama

A wicked hot girl

Hey Hot Mama, let pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by FhillyMan May 13, 2003

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

Bad Mama Jama

Not George Clinton - Carl Carlton! You had the song lyrics right though...

She's a bad mama jama, just as fine as she can be ...HEY! OOoo she's bad!

by Kandace1 August 11, 2007

Baby Mama

A woman that you are no longer dating, but you have a kid with.

My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.

by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017

jo mama

Your mom. Yo' mama.

Yo deez, tell jo mama to move her fat ass so there's room for my bike in your 3 car garage.

by Nick D February 8, 2003