Janine Lindemulder

The porn star you saw on the cover of that one pop-punk album from 1999.
Admit it: you thought she was hot.

Janine Lindemulder modeled on the cover art for blink-182's third album Enema of the State and also made a cameo appearance in the music video for the song "What's My Age Again?" from the aforementioned album.

by 7568ino November 11, 2024

The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Till Lindemann

The lead singer of the German band Rammstein. He has a deep baritone voice with a German accent, perfect diction and uses exaggerated rolling Rs. He has a way with spoken word/talk-singing in German that inspires his listeners to want to learn the language. Till will gladly teach women German if they are willing to lay across his lap naked and be spanked if they get anything wrong. Till is very handsome, well built, sexy, very masculine, and engages in suspicious hyper sexual bi-sexual antics/kink simulation on and off stage especially during a performance of Buck Dich. He will even whip himself during his performance of Bestrafe Mich. He would light himself on fire during a performance of Rammstein and more. In between fans headbanging or jumping up and down in the crowd to their awesome music women will fantasize about him ravishing them while he croons hot German words into their ear or shout militant orders along with administering bdsm and men will fantasize about meeting him, wanting to be him or be inspired to start their own band/cover band.

"No one can tell him what to do because he's Till f***ing Lindemann.", "Is that Till f***er Lindemann?" My gosh, Till Lindemann was so hot when he was younger and he still is in his old age!", "I wouldn't kick Till Lindemann out of the side of my bed unless there's more room on the floor.", "I'm not gay but I would bend over immediately upon seeing Till Lindemann so he could ravage my a-hole.", "Till Lindemann did a porn video that looks real. I would pay just to watch him pleasure himself on Only Fans."

by LuvTill January 29, 2025

Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.

my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.

by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009

THE LOW PRICE LENDER

a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs

I needed a mortgage and "The Low Price Lender" hooked me up

by LaytonLender March 8, 2010

Dante and Linde

the cutest couple

wow u two are Dante and Linde

by lalalapizza September 27, 2020

End of liner

someone who might be found guilty of a misdeamor by the totalitarian government surveillance and then is consequently removed/discrimanted out from the gene pool without knowing.

being an othrodox jew in the mossad having ancesorts surviving the holocaust.... does it make your chances higher or lower to become an end of liner?

by Markus Hinderer, Bonn October 28, 2021