Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009

lancashite

Shit from Lancashire.
Stuff that's made in Lancashire, but is rubbish.

Person 1: Aye, what's that you've got there, lad?

Person 2: It's bloody Lancashite, that's what!

by Mr X01013 May 28, 2009

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Lancaster is too much too define (:

Lancaster, Pennsylvania is a place where theres 13, 14, 15 and 16 year olds have babies. where bums are always on the same spot asking the same people for some spare change. where people dont know how to drive. where on first friday there's always a fight. where there's mad two-faced and fake ass people. where there's mad POP JAWNTS and PLAYERS ! where everyone knows everyone and fucks everyone ! ETC . .

by cydell June 12, 2012

Laney

A white cracker that’s a slut. You can find one of these creatures in their natural habitat, a mall. They have perky boobs, are phattys, and are hot n’ dumb.

Who’s that
Laney

by YCTC May 21, 2018

butt lancer

A derogatory term for a gay man, similar to a butt pirate.

Rumor has it, that Tom Cruise is a closet Butt Lancer.

by Brian in SD September 23, 2006

Lacy

Synonym: Whore

You are such a Lacy.

by WEB'sNexus August 4, 2016

Laniyah

A BIG NASTY ASS HOE THAT WILL TRY TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IF SHE IS YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND. Laniyahs are bitches and cant be trusted. They are nasty asf and will do anything and all to ruin anything they can do, LANIYAHS ARE WHORES.

PERSON 1: Dude its Laniyah
PERSON 2: OH SHIT LETS SCATTER THIS BITCH GON RUIN SUM

by pandaloveer2213 October 15, 2016