young liberal

a young liberal is easily recognizable in the wild. With their Ralph Lauren polo and their white or tan chino's, they do however blend in perfectly when in their comfort zones of UTS, University of Melbourne and the University of Adelaide. here they can be observed feasting on coffee obtained from a farm run by slaves of a drug lord, paid for by their grandparent's franking credits while they search the stock price of mummy and daddy's investment that bought them their BMW. Be careful when approaching one that you do not come across a BMW, because if you see several in close proximity, sometimes with their Mercedes cousins, that means that a colony of "alpha" male young liberals is nearby. they can be extremely harmful if you or your parents work or are on Centrelink, but can easily be defeated by homosexuality.

Person 1: woah, be careful, a young liberal
Person 2: it's okay, i'm gay

by Senor Gorgeous June 13, 2019

classic liberal

Those who want true freedom and don't want to harm anyone nor want government dictating their lives.
Phoney "modern" liberals stole this name in order to sound like they have a just cause, which of course is not true.

Classic Liberals are trying to make things a better place. Some people now call them Conservatives, but they aren't always the stuff starched shirt types.
Modern "liberals" are evil people who belong to groups like NAMBLA.

by Just saying the truth October 9, 2003

tree hugging liberal

This is one of the biggest myths.These bourgeois environmentalist liberals only hug trees for photo-ops as political opportunism , or to ease their own conscience.They don't give a fuck about the environment or about minorities or about anything.Anyone who does like trees will vote Republican since most rural people and farmers are Republican and most hunters and fisherman are Republican.The Democrats want to outlaw hunting and fishing and guns! They say that guns kill people! They say that fish have feelings and even souls.They say it's bad to kill animals but they have no problem aborting babies.The Democrats are usually well off , often millionaires or billionaires or wealthy celebrities and the ones who aren't wealthy celebrities are still usually well off enough to go to college to learn how to DATE RAPE women or how to PROTEST the good things in life as taught to them by their meme-spewing,agitprop-proselytizing , commie-hippie professors!!!!

The tree hugging liberal is the enemy of trees.They are all rich and are into the arts and culture and big city shit like museums and broadway plays.They support gays and gangs and call anyone who thinks differently than them a "redneck" or inbred hick when in reality the Democraps started the KKK and also most of the major wars,and they've had an awful lot of hick-arse,inbred hillybillies elected president.So go drink your Billy Beer and reminisce about when "Bubba" was president.Or when Jimmy Carter was president and couldn't pronounce "nuclear" properly either.Stop being such goddamn hypocrites and just shut the fuck up for once.Look,Bubba was just a semen-stain on the history books so fuck that guy.

by piss the fuck off assholes December 28, 2005

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006

hollywood liberal

A Los Angeles based individual who uses their base level far-left political agenda as a means of promoting their own vanity and self-righteousness rather than actually promoting liberal political ideologies or social change.

"I didn't watch the Oscars this year, sorry but I didn't feel like listening to a bunch of Hollywood liberals lecture at me."

by notsoprivateryan November 27, 2018

College of Liberal Arts

A college at the University of Minnesota who in the hierarchy of the individual colleges is just above the Carlson School of Management, putting them as the second worst college in the nation.

A student in CLA could state, "I am slightly less of a douchebag then a Carlson student, only slightly"

by IT March 23, 2005

ultra-liberal

American idiots with incredibly liberal ideas who push for extreme left-wing reforms and policies. Usually intolerant of those who disagree with them.

Prime examples: Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy.

by Flatlander April 22, 2005