later gator

Goodbye. Short for "See you later, alligator". In-the-know people will respond with an "after a while, crocodile."

Him: "Well, I'm outta here. Have a nice evening."

Her: "Later, gator."

by erin® November 26, 2003

latebuckler

A person who buckles his/her seatbelt several minutes after getting into the car. In order to be a latebuckler, you must consistently late-buckle in an already moving vehicle.

If you weren't such a latebuckler, you wouldn't have gone through the windshield.

by Ace Juliano May 7, 2007

Lateo

Lateo is a term to describe a very sweet epic friend. Usually they are a friend that makes your day better by being there for you. Despite being named Lateo, they go online pretty early. They may doubt themself, but they are a genuine great person.

“Wow bro you’re so awesome. Not as awesome as Lateo but pretty awesome!” Said the boy made from lime.

by BarfBelly77 September 2, 2019

latex missle

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

zero latency

Something that begins without delay.

Sandy: Tom and Jill sat down and started working on that project immediately after it was assigned!

Bill: Yep, they are the company's zero latency team!

by dinglebury August 6, 2010

Skeet you later

expression to bid farewell. Also said to girlfriends post fellatio.

To friend, "Skeet you later!" Then leaves

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021