Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.
by Wet Stain December 30, 2016
Get the Kyle mug.The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends
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Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC
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what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC
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what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
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by Painful ketchup December 22, 2018
Get the Kyle mug.a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.
omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday
kyle drinks too much monster
he punched a hole in his drywall
he paid $10 for hentai
his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account
kyle drinks too much monster
he punched a hole in his drywall
he paid $10 for hentai
his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account
by ihatekyleswithaburningpassion June 17, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings, and when given the opportunity, would cheat on any girl. He will ask randomly sluts for nudes and ask them to meet up for sex, even when he is in a relationship! Don't trust him. He is a snake and he will hurt anyone he can, just for fun. He has no heart.
Person 1: I have a date with Kyle tonight!
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...
by Itskchsbitch July 6, 2017
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Get the Kyle mug.A douche bag of a guy that is arrogant, conceited, vain and narcissistic to the extreme. The asshole you want to run over with your car multiple times to see if his plaid shirt and khaki pants will become one with the asphalt. The guy who gave 15 girls and one handicapped boy syphilis. The dude that drank all the beer at the kegger and never pitches in because he is a cheap drunk asswipe.
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