knife ii

MY BABY mwa mw amwa

he is SO HOOOOOOOOT OMG-

knife ii is my baby

by bow ii February 25, 2024

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 15, 2024

Skin knife

A males penis

Her butthole took my 12inch skin knife

by J A LAW January 20, 2026

Swiss army knife

In sports, an athlete that has a versatile skill set and can play multiple roles on a team.

Gabby Williams is the Seattle Storm’s swiss army knife.

by mynameisnotheather February 25, 2026