Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.

The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.

by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 08, 2024

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 03, 2019

junkie mentality

A mentality of someone who doesn’t use their brain in a situation and looks dumb while doing it

“I don’t have to own up to my mistakes??..”
“Well that’s proper junkie mentality”

by succeeder6372 November 25, 2022

G-Junkie

Someone who constantly craves an Adrenaline rush

"You thought that Roller-Coaster was nothing!? Man, you really are a G-Junkie."

by Atgeir January 17, 2023

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 28, 2018

Junkie jimi

An insurance policy scam that involves a person who died years ago to commit fraudulent claims on a fake relative .

A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.

Did you see junkie jimi plow around that motel because he was right behind me doing coke as a pathological lying lazy narcissistic pig

Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..

by Heyoka November 28, 2023