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almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.
Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.
by GIngyboi June 1, 2020
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JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
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Joi

Joi’s can be rude and nice, some jois are chill and calm and some other jois are crazy. If you ever meet a joi be very careful around her she can be harmful or harmless it depends on what type of person she is. Some joi’s are also yall at young age than others girls and boys. So if you ever meet a joi be careful!
Person 1: That girl is insane! She must be a joi!
Person 2: I agree
by AXAGLXW4EVER January 9, 2022
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Joy

Omg heartstopper cast is a literal joy of this world.
by sevnteeen July 3, 2022
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Joy School

Hell, but worse. 5 mins recess and too much fucking homework.
Brad: How's your day been?
Brandon: Shit. I just came back from Joy School.
by TheRainOnCorneliaSt. May 27, 2022
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Joy Gremlin

A person who exudes aggressive chaotic good energy.

A joy gremlin would scheme and plot, to delight others and bring joy.

Those that do now know the gremlin, could misunderstand it's gremlin-like glee over the impending happiness it is planning to bring others.

The vibe of a joy gremlin is someone who so happy about the happiness they're about to inflict on others, that they may cackle and fidget. Mayhaps even laugh to themselves like some 2-bit villain.

Joy gremlins don't need to be in the spotlight of being "a giver" but if the spotlight is turned on them, who knows how they will react. Abashed and shy, or "HAHA! I GOT YOU! YOU'RE SMILIIIIIING!!!".

Bringing smiles about is their thing.
"...is just a joy gremlin. That's why they're cackling and fingertenting like Mr. Burns or something."
by Goosebian February 1, 2024
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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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