Joe Biden

the senile vegetable who ruined america for fun.

person 1:"omg did you hear that the gas prices went up 2 dollars??"
person 2: "ikr fuck Joe Biden..."
person 3: "voter fraud sucks bro-"

by Isaac De Snuts April 29, 2024

Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe Biden

the worst president ever to step foot in the office the man cant remember shit and hes a danger to national security

fuck joe biden

by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024