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Joe Biden

the worst president ever to step foot in the office the man cant remember shit and hes a danger to national security
by stickyickyicky420 June 7, 2024
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Joe Biden

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
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Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.
My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.
by toastyTORP March 28, 2024
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Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.
Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!
by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023
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Joe biden

Daddy Joe 46th president of America
Daddy Joe Biden slopped on my nob
Like corn on the cob
by Daddy Joe November 8, 2020
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.
Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024
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