february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

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Jeremy Effect

The Jeremy Effect is when somebody says something and then repeats it but slows down their voice each them they repeat it.

Person1: "Burger"
Person1: "Bbuurrggeerr"
Person1: "Bbbuuurrrgggeeerrr"
Person2: "It's the Jeremy Effect!

by Someonewhoisntreal April 14, 2024

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Jeremy and Cierra are the best couple in the whole wide world and will last for eternity. If you walk past them you will be intimidated by their sexiness and powerful aura. They are a couple that can’t be fucked with. Jeremy and Cierra will have 5 kids and make a little army and some day rule the world.

John: OMG did you see that couple walk by??

Rebecca: YEAH! that’s Jeremy and Cierra, They got married after only 2 weeks of knowing each other and stayed together forever!

John: wow! I wanna be them when I grow up

by Dickdonut February 11, 2025

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jeremy

ugly and fat, obsessed with girls way out of his league and a major stalker

jeremy is such a red flag

by gokyspls December 18, 2023

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Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

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Jeremy

Someone who always has a huge playful smile on his face and brings fun and laughter with him wherever he goes. He's constantly chasing new adventures and always has a story to tell. While he is notorious for showing up late to everything and being chronically disorganized, it's all part of his personable charm. He doesn't let the opinions of others get to him and is always comfortable being himself. Though he's fun to tease, he's also filled with clever ideas and thoughtful insights that make him truly interesting to talk to. At the core, he's a dreamer with high ambitions and a big heart.

Person A: Jeremy is truly one of a kind.
Person B: Yeah, he's the GOAT!

by PrintWorkingDirectory November 17, 2024

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