cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.

When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.

by a-diggity17 May 12, 2009

wife-jacker

a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.

'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'

by tnuk<- April 17, 2009

Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.

I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.

by etcetera16 December 24, 2010

pack jacker

one who jacks packs or one who steals backpacks

I left my backpack unattended for 1 minute. When I came back, I saw that Katie stole my pack. Katie is a pack jacker.

by Double K Pack Jackers October 20, 2011

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

fat or jacked

A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?

Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?

by Ishnala December 14, 2010