Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011
A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..
by Darkwing Warming April 01, 2011
He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
Person 2: Of Course!
Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
by KingMIkel January 26, 2019
somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 19, 2020
The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.
by Sicrowell May 04, 2016
Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 02, 2009