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japes

When a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it's maximum potential, it is said to be japes.
"shit was japes last night, man"
by heinhelm February 26, 2011
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Japanglish

Many thing including most of what is said above. A phenomenon unknown to the normal population and certainly unknown to those living in Japan, japanese or not. A very odd phenomenon since for some reason this doesn't happen with other languages such as Korean, Chinese, Italian etc..
Never have I heard or read someone saying, you should give me a lai hai, or anyon! im from korea! unless it was a joke between me and my international friends i met in japan and lived with for a year.
Seems pointless, or you speak a language or you don't. Most japanese people would be extremely confused at the use of this bastardization of the language, although they themselves bastardize english. It is a case of ignorance.
As students in Japan we found it to be very pointless and weird to start talking in Japanese to each other since everyone knew enough english to comunicate. Heck, not even the japanese want to speak japanese to foreigners, or anything for that matter. I showed one of my Japanese friends this kind of "slang" and they became very irritated at the misuse of their language.
Warning to all who try to use japanese... if you don't speak it perfectly, don't bother. I've spent 5 years, one of those in japan studying japanese and believe me... if you went to japan and actually interacted or tried to interact and realized how different it is from the way it is portrayed to you via cartoons and movies, you would stop speaking this Japanenglish stuff.
Unacceptable Japanglish sentence: huuun? what do mean I'm "chibi-er" than that character in Robotech?
Acceptabel Japanese sentence: naze minna wa kono japanenrishu wo tsukau nano? daikirai dakara... yamero!
by m0u5y January 3, 2006
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Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.
Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...
by Caaaxy! November 26, 2010
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japper

That kid's on the tennis team? He must be fly like a japper!
by jappy boi March 8, 2010
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Japanfag

1. One who is fucking Japan's culture in the ass by overusage of terms such as "kawaii," excessive worshipping of Dragon Ball Z/GT, and honest shock when he/she discovers that not all Japanese people are ga-ga over anime.
(syn.: DBZluvah, animegurrrl093452, iwuvbishunen19, kuramasgrl4eva, InUyAsHaBoY, repeat pattern ad nauseum )
"lol, did you see teh kawaii bishounen in InuYasha last night?!!?!11" "Shut up, Japanfag."
by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005
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japheth

An American name, Japheth usually means a strange but pretty cool dude that is like a girl, but in a good way, has a very short temper as well, and gets along with Mexicans/Blacks, but can't stand racist whites, Canadians, Germans, or pretty much any other race. Will be the future white Hitler, and responsible for killing Donald Trump. Lots of girls like him, especially Mexicans.
Japheth just stole Johnny's girl! Daaaaayyyyyynmmmm!!

I know right? He also beat Johnny up and almost killed him!!

Dude he is gonna die if he keeps doing this mothertrucking crap, but us Mexican boys will have his back.

Yeah! For real!!
by MAGE MD June 1, 2016
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