spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.

Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.

by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016

Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

Cabbage

A vegans version of beef with someone else

Yo, you see those two vegans? They got cabbage with each other dude

by lamby1402 November 14, 2016

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

cabbage

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit

You don't understand man. I'm tripping ass right now I'm fucking Cabbage man.

by poketacotruck September 15, 2016

green cabbage

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.

Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.

by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017