by Jael November 04, 2019
The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.
by TheRealDean August 06, 2011
A book or notebook that a person keeps their dark and/or graphic thoughts, plans, fantasies, or records in, usually having to do with self harm or suicide
1"I've been cutting myself again, I need to write that down in my red book"
2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"
3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"
2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"
3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"
by Maia February 05, 2019
When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked
by ShortStackB January 17, 2020
Derogatory term for "Book Of Mormon" used by non-Mormons to describe their disdain for this scripture of the "Mormon" Church (Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints).
by Elder's Myth October 15, 2008
by kaaaaaat February 16, 2004
"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"
"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."
"As if it's not already."
"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."
"As if it's not already."
by thenewstateofamerica March 03, 2009