Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.

You play hockey? You must get all the girls!

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

Hockey pucking

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.

Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

hockey pucks

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.

“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”

by ashthegoat November 19, 2020

Women's Ice Hockey

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

by urmomsmine December 12, 2022