hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

Leftina Handly

The left (Leftina) hand (Handly) someone thus stroketh the penis or clitoris with. The left hand is an imagenary female and Leftina is a female name.

I was beating my meat so intensely to some Quadruple B porn that Leftina Handly looked like she was crying because of all the sweat.

by TheWizIV October 11, 2014

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017