Definitions by TheWizIV
Leftina Handly
The left (Leftina) hand (Handly) someone thus stroketh the penis or clitoris with. The left hand is an imagenary female and Leftina is a female name.
I was beating my meat so intensely to some Quadruple B porn that Leftina Handly looked like she was crying because of all the sweat.
Leftina Handly by TheWizIV October 11, 2014
Faptop
A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).