1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
by The Terminator December 18, 2005
Get the ham bonermug. Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
by Whothefuckk July 31, 2012
Get the Ham Sandwichmug. Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.
Tyler: HAMMED!
Tyler: HAMMED!
by motherbear October 16, 2008
Get the Ham Sandwichedmug. by SbeezyAreezy May 22, 2009
Get the Go Hammug. dude, logan went into the bathroom and found a bloody bing-ham on his finger after a night with ashley
by grossedout June 21, 2006
Get the bing-hammug. A term used in place of "oh damn". Used to express feelings of surprise, approval, and disappointment. Can also be used as just ham or hayum.
Oh ham I just found a fifty dollar bill on the ground! Yes!
Oh ham that was insane.
Oh ham he just got knocked the funk out!
Oh ham that was insane.
Oh ham he just got knocked the funk out!
by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007
Get the oh hammug. When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.
by Dan Theman June 16, 2009
Get the ham and egg itmug.