HAM DANGLER

when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.

see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids

"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"

beanbagging

by ham DURGLER August 21, 2013

Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!

I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!

by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013

Ham or Turkey Go

The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant

Ham or Turkey Go...

by Doctor of physiology March 1, 2014

ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014

ham sanga

*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.

"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"

by John "Ham" Howard March 30, 2015

Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016