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To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!
I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!
by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013
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