Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.
And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.
by thecamel33 December 07, 2015
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hippie hobo swag

When dat girl wears her goldilocks hair all over the place swinging around past her waist not brushed cuz #notry and she puts on her pajama pants for school cuz haters gunna hate.then she tops it off with a hobo shirt and preaches the world of veggies and saving the planet and caravans and naming kids tornado and hail or something stupid like barium or lightning.She has so much swag
Unlimited swag
They typically go by the name rat because they dwell in the sewers and are usually females
She has so much hippie hobo swag just look at her she just doesn't try and it works

That hippie hobo is preaching the world of vegetarians again
by Ratratratrat December 18, 2013
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Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.
Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!
by hardcoreconservative69 March 07, 2011
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Hobo Hat Trick

When you drink a good amount of alcohol, smoke weed, and smoke tobacco all in the same day, but usually not enough of any of the three to get any good noticeable feeling. Originated from a hobo’s interest in drugs but lack of funds for large amounts.
Rob was able to complete his first Hobo Hat Trick at Coachella this year but really just wished he smoked more weed in the first place.
by Dal10 July 09, 2018
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the hobo yodles at dawn

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!
by person yo-yo June 29, 2003
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found a hobo in my room

A famous quote from the flash fanimutation hyakugojyuuichi (say that three times fast
Tv says, donuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It princess leia, the yodel of life give me my sweater back, or I'll play guitar
by Zohan October 18, 2003
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to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found
As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.
by Jehc Reed June 11, 2005
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