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A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.
Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.
Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.
Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.
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