gideon

one who watches for whales, looking for Moby Dick (a.k.a. Captain Ahab)

He likes fat girls, he is a gideon.

by pilige November 26, 2010

parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

by Maithrui October 6, 2004

gude

a combination between a girl and a dude

that thing or she man looks like a gude

by jon nourse March 19, 2005

Guidak

A person of mixed Polish and Italian decent, usually having an Italian father and Polish mother. They normally have brown wavy hair which is always gelled, thick eyebrows that must be groomed until the age of 45, light olive skin, big thumbs and toes, and very hairy arms and legs. Although mixed themselves, they are just as racist as a full-blooded Pole or Italian and mostly identify with other Guidaks, Russians, Greeks, and yes, African Americans, even though their full-blooded grandparents can't stand them. They are one of the most hard-headed nationalities around that will argue something to the point that you no longer even care what the issue is. A large population of them exist in LoveJoy, South Buffalo NY. Don't blast rap in these neighborhoods if you're driving through; even though the kids don't mind, their parents are all oldschool.

That guidak hooted and hollared til he was blue in the face, so I said alright, I'll make the pierogis with meat sauce instead.

by Maddmann Marius July 7, 2009

Guido JR

Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)

Man, did you smell that Guido JR today? Damn, smelled like french toast dipped in shit!

by Kickass-red mist July 22, 2010

Guidi

Pasta

Guidi, get yo pasta lookin' ass outta here

by Guidi94 November 6, 2010

Gideon

Absolute fucking shit. Anyone named Gideon makes you wanna die.

I fucking hate Gideon.

by bleachingwithchildren June 30, 2016