glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 4, 2016

Glove love

Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.

'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.

by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017

grave bombing

The practice of adding loved ones remains to a family grave without permission of the local authority.

Following the service, the family engaged in a bit of light grave bombing

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Governtainment

A style of politics in which the lines between government and entertainment are blurred. For example, famous entertainers might use their celebrity and charisma to gain political office. On the other hand, politicians might use entertainment techniques while in office, such as making sensational, headline-grabbing statements. Politicians who practice governtainment will tend to prioritize public image over all other concerns, even if that comes at the expense of substantive achievements. Furthermore, these politicians' prioritization of image leads to a lack of basic political consistency, which makes it very difficult to predict their behaviour.

With the election of Donald Trump, we have entered the era of governtainment.

by Cohenite September 14, 2017

government bull

bulls that the government owned in England, back in the 1800's. the government would take pure breed bulls to small villages thru out the county side to mate with farmers cattle. this was done to improve farmers heard. if this had not been done farmers would have keep breeding the same inferior cattle. basically, all a government bull had to do is screw its whole life- as many cows as it could.

All james does is fuck...almost as much as a government bull.

by fuckthathotass69 September 2, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021