grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

Groomidermist

Someone who is extremely good at preening / grooming feathers, and feather groups.

Jeff is a better groomidermist than a taxidermist.

by Rabid Bird June 10, 2025

Groomable

Describes someone who looks like they’d be a prime target for sexual grooming — usually because of their youthful, innocent appearance, naive vibe, or submissive energy. Think: big eyes, soft voice, shy demeanor, Catholic schoolcore outfit, and absolutely no idea what a boundary is.

Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.

Examples:
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”

by Banana cup July 14, 2025

Growment

A clever, play on word for the word “moment”
Growment; A moment of growth, specifically a moment where times were rough but you chose to live the moment to the fullest, and use the hardship to give you strength and motivation- and push you forward in your journey.

Let’s take a Growment to reflect on how far we’ve came.

This is my Growment!
Losing my job was a Growment.

I am hurting, I need a Growment.

by Tampabaythoven August 3, 2025

Growment

A clever, play on word for the wora
"moment"
Growment; A moment of growth, specifically a moment where times were rough but you chose to live the moment to the fullest, and use the hardship to give you strength and
motivation, and push you forward in your life.

Let’s take a growment to appreciate how far we’ve came.

This is my growment!
Losing my job, at the growment, I can’t afford housing, but soon I’ll have all I need

I am hurting,

I need a Growment.

by Tampabaythoven August 3, 2025

Goomer

A guy who eats too many gummies

This guy is such a goomer, all the gummies are gone

by Mr. gromox October 2, 2025

groose regressing

to regress into a former version ofones self in the form of a man goose (groose)

"Yo did u hear about how josh likes to groose regressing and thinking hes a goose?"

by yayoi December 7, 2025