carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Bo Jonsson Grip

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.

- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

Sniff 'N Grip

When you're hitting it from the back and you pass smelling salts under her nose making her clench, making you cum inside.

I thought I could pull out till I hit her with the Sniff 'N Grip

by Finkle76 February 15, 2025

Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

Grip Killer

n. 1. a person of Tamil descent who bums cigarettes off people, usually dressed like a gangsta and talks like one, and also has a silly name (e.g. "Rahishgu is a Grip Killer".) 2. These people are called 'Grip Killers' because when your are smoking a cigarette (or 'bogie' as they like to call it), they will approach you, tilt their head and make a smoking gesture, and say, "Yo can I grip kills on your bogie yo?"
v. gripp-ed kills, gripp-ing kills, grip kills

Shahil: "Ay yo John what's good yo?"
Johnathan (having a cigarette): "Not too much Shahil, you?"
Shail: "Nah much yo, styll. (tilts his head and makes smoking gesture) Yo you got a bogie?"
Johnathan: "No this is my last one."
Shahil: "Truuuuuue. Can I grrrip kills off it then yo?"
Johnathan: "No, I don't like you "Grip Killer"."
Shahil (sucking his teeth in): Pssssst! Say word! (and walks away)

by gripkiller March 5, 2011

Grip G

Grip G —- $1000

Hoes bent me over fo’ a grip g when my sled took a shit on me.

by Qdogg locs April 15, 2021