greag

When somebody’s literally the ugliest person alive and can’t get into a relationship. Maybe it’s because they have a small penis. Or long vaginal flaps.

Sam is so greag it’s embarrassing!

by Superficial alligators July 5, 2018

Grease

To do very dirty, or wrong
Or, to slander someone.
This generally has a negative connotation.

Marcus: Yo you seen Lamar's busted ass sneakers? Mans probably got them from the fuckin goodwill
Nick: Nah bro why you gotta grease him like that

by armpitjuice May 20, 2020

Moob Greaser

A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.

Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.

by Drudahomo May 29, 2008

Money Grease

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.

Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011

i'll get the grease!

letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!

you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!

damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!

yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!

YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

Bacon egg and cheese grease

The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

I ate some bacon egg and cheese so the grease with make it all wet down there. The male private part will just be sliding in and out. I now also taste like a Continental breakfast. The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

by WAP lover July 10, 2022