Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.

Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

by DocBob February 24, 2013

Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."

lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack

by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 9, 2013

gloven

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

by The Glovenator October 4, 2013

glow pet

Magically altered pet that is luminated and fabulous. They will always love you.

Pillow pets suck, my glow pet is where it's at.

by B@ç0ńçh33$3ç@k3 January 4, 2014

glompdick

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

Glocknesia

When you shoot someone in the head with a glock to make them forget everything they know.

The only way to stop a snitch is to give him a bad case of glocknesia.

by JDucK March 17, 2014