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Anime Geek

Person #1: What's an otaku?

Person #2: An anime geek
by titty-sprinkles June 16, 2016
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aol chat geek

1) 13 year old nerds who like to use internet acronyms often.

2) Mindless fucks who are fat, covered in pimples and can't get a date

3) The people who come and post definitions here constantly.
In other words lamers
by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004
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power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber
Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.
by TooSick4U April 20, 2008
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Band Geek

A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!
Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011
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band geek

While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...

a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.

Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
Omg that chick has sex every saturday with the tuba player! I wish I was a band geek...
by Just a Band Geek October 9, 2005
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speed geek

One who is not only a geek, but is also at least mildly interested in cars.
JoeError put a computer in his car to control the stereo, what a speed geek.
by Joe Error October 8, 2003
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you make me geek smile

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them
Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile
by Chrissss April 10, 2008
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