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It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
Get the ice cream flop mug.When your girls on her period and you still finna smash so you throw on a condom. After you have awesome sex and she cums you're left with a blood covered condom that looks like a red balloon and it has sperm cells floating in it from you cumming
Person 1:And then after I blew it up and told her "we all float down here"
Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl
Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*
Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl
Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*
by Dabbersavver69 June 5, 2018
Get the We all float down here mug.Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018
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by 10010011 December 12, 2018
Get the cock on the flop mug.When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time
(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)
(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)
by Bebonkbop April 9, 2021
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