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certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
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Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe
The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float
by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
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We all float down here

When your girls on her period and you still finna smash so you throw on a condom. After you have awesome sex and she cums you're left with a blood covered condom that looks like a red balloon and it has sperm cells floating in it from you cumming
Person 1:And then after I blew it up and told her "we all float down here"

Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl

Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*
by Dabbersavver69 June 5, 2018
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Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
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cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.
I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.
by 10010011 December 12, 2018
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Lettin em float

When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time

(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)
Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom

Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...
by Bebonkbop April 9, 2021
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