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slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
mugGet the slipped the fishmug.

fish on a dock

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.
What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.
by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015
mugGet the fish on a dockmug.

loose fish

A man with a semi erect penis in an orgy, however the host of the penis can't decide what person or hole of someone to go in, so instead the host of the semi erect penis bangs all of the people at the orgy however is not satisfied because his penis in only semi erect, this represents a fish swimming in and out of multiple underwater caves.
Ben told me last night at the orgy that he had a loose fish .
by JuandalfTheSpicy December 14, 2015
mugGet the loose fishmug.

Fish and rip

Grab a fisher and your favorite swisher and hit the banks for a great time to reel in some small mouths.
Trying to slump to the crick and dabble with some fish and rip.
by Fish and rip April 12, 2017
mugGet the Fish and ripmug.

big fish

When something is suspicious, a.k.a "sus."

The origins of the term stem from "fish" being a derivation of "fishy."
Jenny: I want a hotdog soooooooo bad

Matthew: That was big fish
by TigerTerp February 2, 2022
mugGet the big fishmug.

fish blow

When you fit your shnobby shlong in a carps mouth
There’s a carp down at the lake that can give some pretty good fish blow.
by Reclaimator May 15, 2018
mugGet the fish blowmug.

meme fish

the memeiest fish in the world. They hate bad memes and love fresh memes. Don't show them dank memes or they will jump out the window!
by wisewolf64 January 27, 2018
mugGet the meme fishmug.

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